Friday, November 20, 2009

"This Is Why You're Fat"

Hello ladies! I've been a slacker with pretty much everything (school, posting, taking shower... jk bout the shower) and today I finally got to check blogger for I believe since I posted my last post. (Posted my last redundant haha..funny?no?...nevermind...)

Damn @190+ followers. Awwww... anything to win the giveaway.LOL. I'm not saying ALL but I'm sure some are just for the giveaway. Don't be offended cuz its true. I know whose my true followers and I love you gals! What if I announce the winners secretly in one of my posts? (Of course, making sure its at least by the given due date) HA! Light bulb moment... woot!

Anyways, I was just looking at my friends facebook updates. (QUICK RANT: For those of you who has Facebook, don't you find it annoying to see that your status update live feed is being flooded with non-sense quizzes, ("What type of lover are you?","Which Victoria Secret Model are you?", " What will be the ultimate cause of your death?" and I can go on forever) pets that are lonely and needed to be adopted, and friends buying friends with fake money? I'm not gona lie, I an update whore but come on...updating shit like that? pfffft. -END OF RANT-) and she has a link on this website called "This is why you're fat". I knew this site would be food related just by looking at the title.. but didn't know what's up in there and was curious so I went to check on it...

AHH.... all I can say is "Food Porn Gone Wild" @_@ What you are about to see are pictures of food that look like can give you a heart attack. Some looks scrumptious... others just makes you say "are you for reals?"

"This Is Why You're Fat" is a book about different recipes and illustrations of food that, like I said, seems to guarantee a heart attack. Click here for more information on the book.

Here are a couple of pictures...

Cheetos Coated In Strawberry Yogurt Glaze @_@

Chocolate Dipped Potato Chips @_@

Cupcake Kebabs @_@

Upside Down Mac & Cheese Pizza

A layer of mac & cheese sandwiched between two cheese pizzas (I thought those were just cheese)

The Scotch MegaEgg

20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole.

Spaghetti & Meatballs Loaf

Spaghetti, meatballs and garlic butter baked inside a loaf of bread. (Looks good, not gona lie)

El NiƱo

Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.

Swisswich A La Mode

Nestle tollhouse cookie ice cream sandwhiches stuffed with Swiss Rolls and Nutella, smothered in hot fudge.

Max Brenner’s Chocolate Pizza

Pizza topped with double melted chocolate chunks, melted marshmallows and candied hazelnut crunch bits.

then it gets weirder...

The Meat Baby

(this one is creepy)

The Goober Burger

A burger topped with a cup of peanut butter and a giant dollop of mayo (Peanut butter and mayo? Two of my most hated things/food... ewww)

The Spamsicle

Deep fried Spam slice on a stick.


A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon. ( I don't mind this bacon)

Choco Taco

Vanilla ice cream in a chocolate-coated crepe taco shell topped with peanuts.

Meat Cake

Meatloaf with potatoes and ketchup for icing. (ketchup as icing ftw)

Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers

(Source of pictures:

I think I just gained 10 lbs by looking at those pictures. lol. What do you all think? Drooled? Puked? Let me know your thoughts!

I'm glad im done for this week! No lectures next week wooot... just one clinical this monday and im officially on break!

Any plans for BLACK FRIDAY?! Are you guys going to wake up early on this day? Last year, we went to Tuscola at their outlet place @12 midnight. YES, midnight. We didnt stay till morning of course, they just opened at night and it was crowded. Not to mention, traffic was ughhhh. So I don't know anything about this day, gotta talk to my cousin about what our plans this year ;)

Wow friday again!? DAMN. Well, I hope you guys have a great weekend! xoxo


  1. i so agree on the facebook updates. it's really annoying with the flooded quiz results. i wonder why it got to do with us.
    and the food! OMG, "This Is Why You're Fat" i totally agree with that. i always think only fat foods that taste delicious LOL. but the meat baby is really creepy...

  2. OMG!
    it's black friday
    if only i can just fly out to US just for this day

    im gonna be running on the aisle grabbing like mad

    some are ok...
    as for the weird ones..
    no comment na lang

    haven't entered your giveaway but i will maya maya
    tinamaan ako dun sa sinabi mu na 'just for the giveaway'
    XD know that i wouldn't do that to you..
    i love too much for that

    hope you'll have a great day,sissy

  3. o wow! all the food looks crazy! especially the pizza!

  4. i think i just had a heart attack looking at those pictures! lol oh man! anyways love the xmas songs...ive been singing sing i got on your page ha <3

  5. the meat boy does look really strange! and omg chocolate covered potato chips... i kind of want to try out haha! And yeah with those facebook quizzes, they're pretty stupid I think. I dunno, I personally don't think you can sum up someone by asking them 5 questions... Anyways have a great weekend! :)

  6. omg, I loved at lauged at some of those pics. The egg cake, the meat baby (it's all in the details with that tooth, the meat cake (looks like carrot cake...) I hate those stupid quizzes on facebook too!!!! They remind me of those silly email surveys I used to forward back in highschool. gah! No plans for Black Friday, I need to get on the ball!

  7. everything looks deliciously yummy besides that meat baby..kinda creepy!!!

    i really wanna take a bite of that krispy kreme cheeseburgers haha..

    i know what you mean by the fbook madness! those were fun for a minute but then it just got ridiculous!!

    happy friday, and don't forget to shower! hahahahahaha

  8. Gonna start at the beginning and work my way down...

    First off, I HATE that people enter giveaways like that. I think its so wrong. I know some bloggers like their "number" to be high and giveaways are a great way to do that, but not me! I like readers!

    Second, I can't stand facebook anymore! No, I don't care which Twilight character some girl I went to high school is XD

    I've seen this website before! Or at least, something very similar! OMG I love it. Especially when I'm hungry XD Now, how can I cook a spaghetti and meatball loaf? YUM!

    Last year my husband and I bought our wedding bands on Black Friday! It was crazy, we just didn't go to sleep and went to Kohls at 4AM! We saved about $200 though, so it was totally worth it! This year I'm actually going to be on my way to my brother's house a few hours away, so I won't be able to shop!

  9. Girl, I think one of my arteries just got clogged after seeing those pics. Especially that last one. I am totally looking forward to Black Friday b/c I need a new! I just hope I can get up early enough. XD TGIF!

  10. OMFG i think i just died and went to heaven and came back. that Swisswich A La Mode....*drrrooooooooolllllllllllllsssssss*
    and those cupcae kebabs...sickkkkkkkkkkk!

    but the meatbaby....ewwwwwww...that's just freakin gross. i mean it looks like a baby for heavens sake, what kind of weirdo would like to eat that >_<

    are you sure you're not serious abt slacking in the shower department??coz when i opened your page, this 'smell' came through.....

    hahahahaha kidding ;P

    the cat video made me jump! but it's exactly the same freaky stare as my cousin!! eeekksss she's coming back next week >_<

    i guess all cats are Lolcats!
    Catporn yh right! haha...

    have a great weekend JB! you know i love you ^^

  11. Ewwww so much weird-ass food! I don't know, some things look yum but other are downright WTF?!?! Now if someone could give me a Scotch MegaEgg with Chocolate dipped chips, please.

  12. Ew some of that stuff looks super gross! I saw that Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburgers on the travel channel before... yuck.

    I am NOT going out there on Black Friday! Those people be in there deep buying a whole bunch of stuff they don't need. I'll be awaiting cyber Monday though. =D

  13. 3 words for you hun,
    I HATE YOU !
    i knew i shud have stopped when i have this "food porn alert" radar but i cudnt help it !lol
    seriously i wannaa try the choco chips thingie,the mac n cheese pizza?wow !hhehe

    yeah those facebook trash really take up too much space on facebook home !lol
    even some give result without us doing anything,and they can judge,how hot are u?
    who cares???

  14. Facebook quizzes, ugh, go away
    Food Porn, only like a few items, esp the Choco Taco (I'm Mexican...can't resist tacos, lol)
    Great post :) !!!!!
    (Don't feel bad, some othe rppl slack in the shower dept too ;-) )

  15. @Janine- hey girl, i was trying to leave you a comment on ur site but it seems like it wont show the box where i can leave a comment? anyhow... i was kidding bout the shower lol! and yes the quizzes are hella annoying!

  16. Uhm...okay...My reaction to the photos were "ARE YOU FOR REAL?" I think that has really ruined my appetite, LOL. Good thing it's almost bedtime! ^.^

    And yea, I totally hate those FREQUENT Facebook stuff. Main reason why I hardly go on facebook now =/

    Follow me?


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